Monday, August 15, 2005

Introduction

For me, when it comes to the creation and/or perception of socially painful situations, there's simply one thing to do: hold on to them, burnish them, and involuntarily relive them from time to time over the next several hours, days, weeks, or years. I guess this comes naturally to someone whose earliest conscious memories involve wetting herself at points well past potty-training age.

Is there any way to exorcise it all? Probably not, but I can share the discomfort with you. Isn't that what the Internet is all about?

I'd like to promise that these are all going to be original, laugh-out-loud funny and the peak of neurotoxicity. Instead I'll promise that they will often be better than these, with the exception of the "JOY to the WORLD" entry on said page, the sexual undertones of which constitute a meta-awkward moment constituting some kind of fucking genius.

3 comments :

  1. Anonymous2:38 PM

    The Random Link of the Week certainly speaks to me. Did you select that yourself or is it automated? It's so ... appropriate. TIHIF indeed!

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  2. I agree, and that is certainly planned. I also may feature "guest spots" and welcome people sharing their own stories here...

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  3. Anonymous10:34 AM

    Hey-

    I'd 'chat you up' anytime - you sound like quite a vivacious lady!
    Enjoyed the blogs-
    Keep bloggin'

    Tom

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