Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Modern Communication.

Hi. Are you still there? Sorry, I had to take that call.

Did you get that e-mail? I sent it to you awhile ago, but maybe it didn't go through.

I texted you. Did you get my text?

Did you see M _____'s status update on Facebook? I can tell you about it if you failed to adequately scrutinize your news feed.

Are you on Twitter? I'm not on Twitter. But did you see what A____ tweeted? It was funny. But I'm not on Twitter. It seems so stupid. Like, what's the point?

Sorry, I'm just seeing this. Are you there?

I'm on Twitter now. Are you on Twitter?

That band? You know them. They have that song that's in that commercial. Yeah, it's a cool song.

Hello? Sorry, the AT&T network on iPhone is s**t. That's the third dropped call today.

I don't listen to voicemail.

That place? It got kind of bad reviews on Yelp. But we could try it.

Where are you? Wait, I'm looking. Wait. Where? I'm walking. Oh, OK I see you now! Bye.

Did you see that K_______ was at the place last night? Yeah, he posted it on Foursquare. What's that? Oh, it's this thing where you can post your location. I know!! I don't know why anyone would want to do that. I never want to be that accessible. Is nothing private anymore?

Oooooh the iPad. I have to admit it's pretty cool. Are you going to get one? Yeah, I don't know when I'd use it either. But I want one.

So, I joined Foursquare. Are you on it?

What? I'm sorry, you're breaking up.

Did you see that article? You should read it. I meant to forward it.

It's OK, I'll just Google it.

Music: "No Reply At All"

Sent from my iPhone/BlackBerry/device that explains my situation


  1. ewwwww. Who uses a Blackberry?!


    I prefer to channel Almodovar's Pepa Marcos when I'm feelin' frustrated over these matters

  3. Anonymous5:19 PM

    >If I smoked, I would need a cigarette right now.

    What happened between 11:04 a.m. and 11:07 a.m. on 4/29 that caused you to wish for a smoke?????

  4. Haha this is so ture it made me laugh quite a bit.

  5. Anonymous, my job happened. I'd like to say sex, but it was my job.

  6. You'd need more than a smoke if sex went from 11:04 - 11:07.

  7. That's true. I obviously didn't think that one through.


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