Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Lessons I Can't Seem to Learn.

People can act one way to your face and another behind your back.

Your body knows better than your mind does.

It's never worth clicking on pictures of Lady Gaga.

You will never be glad you stayed up watching Intervention instead of going to bed.

Tortilla chips. God help me. Tortilla chips.

Your job does not define your self-worth.

Magazines are less fulfilling than books.

If the meat seems undercooked, it probably is.

Anyone care to add?

Music: "Learning to Fly"


hans q. bungle said...

the bottle never loses.

the wayward o said...

the Orioles are going to lose

mike r said...

everyone else in the room is not at the same level of inebriation as you are.

Christina said...

These are awesome