Thursday, August 26, 2010

Country Song Titles for the Modern Age.

You Just Unlocked the Badge for My Heart

There's No App for Fightin'

My Inbox Is a Ghost Town (Since You Left)

Text Me When You're Sober

Go Check In (With Someone Who Gives a Damn)

Tears on My Profile

Lord, I Was Born to Google

Your Tweetin' Heart

Service Outage Blues

Facebook Ain't Big Enough for Both of Us

Can't Help It (If I'm Still on MySpace)

Any other ideas?

Music: "High-Tech Redneck"


  1. "Unfollow My Heart"
    "She Tagged Another"

  2. Anonymous8:28 PM

    My baby only loves me during the interstitials


  3. Love it, pb and megreenberg. "She Tagged Another" .... brilliant

  4. I once tazed a man, just to watch him fry.

  5. Oh yes, who can forget the modern miracle of tasing...

  6. Anonymous9:36 AM

    It was a Hard Drive away from my baby's Cache


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