Saturday, August 07, 2010

Victory.

I have never smoked. Not once. Not a cigarette, not a joint, not a hookah.

Unless you count Victory and Round Up cigarettes. I've had a few packs of those.

The FDA is apparently banning candy cigarettes, which is an entirely sensible decision. Children should not be offered My First Tobacco products, priming them to take up the habit for real later. Can you imagine if it were possible to buy chocolate joints, or some kind of kiddie "brew" that came in a beer can but was really Kool-Aid or something? Of course we would quash such a product right away. But candy cigarettes -- chocolate, bubble gum, straight sugar -- have been around for years.

I should be happy about this ban, but I'm not. I'm really bummed. I'd be in favor of banning, say, Big League Chew. (I'm guessing it must be included in the ban?) Even as a kid I thought the idea of taking a big wad of something between your fingers to chew on was somehow indelicate and unappealing, whether it was tobacco or bubble gum. But candy cigarettes?

I went to Dylan's Candy Bar in NYC, hopeful that the ban was not yet in effect. And, happily, I found a whole display of kiddie cigarettes. I bought two packs of bubble gum and one candy. Bubble gum is the best, because it has that white preservative powder on it, so when you blow through the wrapper, the powder comes out in a cloud and it looks like you're actually smoking.

Okay. I know that it's offensive and children shouldn't get these. When I think of my nephews and niece getting hold of them, I shudder. Still, I grew up with them and never ever smoked. Can that count at all in defense of this very wrong product that I still do not want to go away? No?

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3 Comments:

Anonymous Matthew said...

I came across this blog rather randomly. Regardless, there is a kiddie "brew" that is wildly popular. It is called "root beer" and they have a whole chain of fast food stores A&W and many lines of drink named after it.

12:51 AM  
Blogger Christina said...

Hahaha, right you are. How did I not make that connection? For me in childhood, birch beer was even more prized. Yet, again, I did not become a beer drinker. Too bad there was no kiddie wine -- maybe I could have drunk that early and spared myself the overzealous consumption later.

9:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you for banning the purchase of candy cigs. When I think of my grandchildren at the candy store looking at these candy cigs and thinking of buying them I cringe. I smoked them as a child and thought I was so grown up. I started smoking the real cig when I was 12 and now I'm 59 and am so addicted. I've been on chantax, wellbutrin, the gum, and other smoke aides. Knock on wood my chest xrays come out negative. I have now joined quit plan.

4:36 PM  

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