Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Eye-Stoppers.

You've heard of buzzwords? I'd like to talk about buzz-kill words. These are the words, names or phrases that are the equivalent of cognitive white noise: When you see them, your immediate impulse is to nap, avert your eyes, scroll, press the "Back" button, or do anything other than read further. Here are mine of late:

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J.T. Leroy
Privacy Policy
Approved Vendors
Kevin Federline
Bush Press Conference

I would welcome additions to this list, or antidotes.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Z said...

Here's mine:

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SBC
SEO
Katie Couric
Facebook
Domino's Brooklyn-Style Pizza
Netroots
CSI: Anywhere
Federline derivitive, "K-Fed"
and on, and on...

Possible antidotes:
add, "Between the Sheets" to buzz-kill words. IMPORTANT: under no circumstances use this antidote with "Kevin Federline" or "K-Fed" (try instead, "Britney Sex Tape" -- though this is more mitigator, and less antidote.)

or try this:

"A [buzz-kill word] says what?" NOTE: with this technique, buzz-kill word must be mumbled so as to elicit a "What?" from your conversation partner.

11:44 PM  
Blogger hans q. bungle said...

RSS
Lance Armstrong
Dane Cook
Lost
Web 2.0
Fashion Essentials

I must shamefully admit that I actually find K-Fed fascinating. Just an incredible little mammal.

11:06 PM  
Anonymous pbdotc said...

Buzzkill:
- NBA playoff picks
- Teen angst coming out of a 30-something's well-fed pie hole, especially mine

Anti Buzzkill:
- inappropriate comments are the best buzzkill espcially at work
- "I know a one-eyed whore in [wherever Charlie D. Cubicle is bragging about going]. You should look her up."
- "Do you thing this banana looks like a big yellow shlong?"

11:26 AM  
Blogger Christina said...

Wow, these are some GOOD ones. I don't even know what Netroots is but I already don't want to.

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

netroots are the folks that helped win the election. fuck adam nagourney and rahm emanual. well, rahm emanual helped too....

7:43 PM  
Blogger Christina said...

I have a new one today: Borat.

3:13 PM  

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